PHP Wordpress Developer

Here’s a light-hearted, funny job description you can post on Apna Jobs, while still clearly mentioning the real requirements

(Professional + joke balance works best for reach.)

WordPress Developer Wanted (Yes, the Real One)Job Role: WordPress Developer

Location: Remote / On-site (as per discussion)

We are looking for a WordPress developer who:

• Says “I’ll do it in WordPress” and actually can
• Knows PHP (not just copy-paste from Stack Overflow )
• Is best friends with Elementor / WPBakery / other page builders
• Can work with themes without breaking the entire website
• Knows the difference between plugin conflict and “it was working yesterday.”
• Can optimize speed instead of blaming the hosting every time

Your Daily Missions

• Develop & customize WordPress websites
• Work on themes and page builders
• Fix bugs (yes, even the ones you didn’t create)
• Ensure websites are responsive, fast & SEO-friendly
• Collaborate with designers & marketers without saying “not possible” every time 😅

Must-Have Skills

• Strong knowledge of WordPress
• Good understanding of PHP, HTML, CSS & basic JS
• Hands-on experience with Elementor or other builders
• Experience with themes & customization
• Basic knowledge of website security & performance

Bonus Points

• If you can explain tech stuff to non-tech people
• If you don’t panic when WooCommerce breaks
• If you can deliver without saying “just one more day.”

Experience: 1–3 Years

Salary: As per skills (we value talent, not excuses)